You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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