420 ftw
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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