I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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