So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You ruined the universe
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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