She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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