Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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