You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
