the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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