Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Still dying that you shit outside
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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