She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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