I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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