either way he was missing a nipple.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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