I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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