idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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