p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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