the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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