Me too!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
