And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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