I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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