the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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