You're so nebulous sometimes
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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