Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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