Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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