I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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