Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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