you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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