some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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