let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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