3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can I color on your dick again?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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