You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
