Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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