Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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