what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
