He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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