it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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