Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
