She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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