Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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