You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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