Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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