I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
