So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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