the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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