Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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