New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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