I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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