HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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