no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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