I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
