escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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