Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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