im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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