I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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