We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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