I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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