She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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