I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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