eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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