i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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