My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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