Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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